A blow to the Nanny State...

In the ongoing effort by commerce to push the Nanny State's buttons, a new product has been perfectly designed to drive those who want to control what we all digest a little more nuts. Alcohol-infused whipped cream. Does it get any better?

A natural topping for jello shots.

It hits all the bases necessary to launch the usual shrill voices in protest: high alcohol content, appeals to children and it's really fattening.

Ha! I'll let you know if it's great or just good.